I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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