scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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