Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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