In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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