I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
handjob tips. give me some.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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