my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I FOUND THE LEGS
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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