So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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