The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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