Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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