On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
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