so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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