i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
Randomize
