Are we in a gay sports bar?
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
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