I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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