i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Randomize
