pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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