Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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