we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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