I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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