She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Damn victory sex feels great
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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