I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
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