My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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