I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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