butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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