Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
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