All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Come on in and take your pants off
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