Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
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