I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
What drink are we having for lunch?
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Randomize
