and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
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