But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Randomize
