Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Shame is for Republicans.
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