We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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