i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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