I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
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