If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
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