yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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