This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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