These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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