we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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