i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
We have so much sex to catch up on
When did angry sex become our thing?
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
Randomize
