Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
