Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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