I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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