It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
Randomize
