im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
Did I show you my penis last night?
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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