I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
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