Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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