You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
they need to just BURY HIM!
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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