and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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