i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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