Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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