whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
