I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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