Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
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